I have made a mistake...

           Disgusting mortals, I am back and for the past few months somethings really been bothering me. A couple of years after humanity was created, my brother Hades kidnapped my niece Persephone which would not have been such a bad thing, until her mother, my own sister; Demeter stopped doing her job for half the year. The reason she actually does her job for one half of the year is because for that part of the year, her daughter can come from the depths of Tartarus and visit her mother. Demeter was the goddess of harvesting which was important for you ugly mortals, and I did not really care about it until I realized that her stopping harvesting season meant for us to freeze! Its negative thirty degrees over here and it's not going to get any warmer for another month or two.                      

            The reason I feel bad about this is because I had the final decision on the fate of my niece. She ate half of a pomegranate and the rule is that if you eat anything in the underworld, you can't leave. If these rules are not followed, peace and order would be broken.

             Though, I am the king of Olympus! I can do whatever I want. If I really want, I can go over to that depressing Demeter and make her do her job! Ha, being king is the best! I'll keep you mortals updated on your superior.

How could you?

               Zeus, Hermes, Olympus… These used to be respected names used by us gods, and now they are used by silly humans, as company names? That is pathetic! Think of it, my Hermes can deliver anything in the nick of time, while your dumb company will take hours just to get the delivery on a ship. All I am saying is that, you mortals are giving yourselves way too much credit, and are not realizing who your true leaders are. You might say “Oh, Steven Harper is my leader”. That may be true, but I am his leader, making me yours too. 
               Though I just figured something out, maybe you mortals using our great names is a way to show how thankful you are of us. Maybe all those companies such as Nike, Argos, and Pandora are ways for you to Honor what we gods have done for you. Oh, I am so glad you mortals respect us gods. Why wouldn’t you? We are better looking, stronger, have powers and are the reason you mortals are still living. This is so exciting; I am going to go tell my mother! I will be keep you guys updated on the latest information on me, but for now I’m going to watch my beautiful lightning rip through the sky. 

PS: You may be experiencing major lightning storms mortals. 

Zeus: The Ultimate God

             Hello and bow down to your superior mortals. It is I, the powerful Zeus! Being the king of Olympus isn't easy at all and actually it's been pretty busy up here in Olympus, and I really feel that I need to express myself. Now don't think I'm becoming wimpy like you disgusting mortals, but I'm simply informing you guys what's happening up here. None of you shall post any negative comments or fear the wrath of my lightning bolts as they tore through your towns. It's time for me to change into Brad Pitt and go onto Earth to see if they're any available girls, if you know what i mean.
              I'll keep you ugly mortals updated on what's happening here on Olympus.