How could you?

               Zeus, Hermes, Olympus… These used to be respected names used by us gods, and now they are used by silly humans, as company names? That is pathetic! Think of it, my Hermes can deliver anything in the nick of time, while your dumb company will take hours just to get the delivery on a ship. All I am saying is that, you mortals are giving yourselves way too much credit, and are not realizing who your true leaders are. You might say “Oh, Steven Harper is my leader”. That may be true, but I am his leader, making me yours too. 
               Though I just figured something out, maybe you mortals using our great names is a way to show how thankful you are of us. Maybe all those companies such as Nike, Argos, and Pandora are ways for you to Honor what we gods have done for you. Oh, I am so glad you mortals respect us gods. Why wouldn’t you? We are better looking, stronger, have powers and are the reason you mortals are still living. This is so exciting; I am going to go tell my mother! I will be keep you guys updated on the latest information on me, but for now I’m going to watch my beautiful lightning rip through the sky. 

PS: You may be experiencing major lightning storms mortals. 

Zeus: The Ultimate God

             Hello and bow down to your superior mortals. It is I, the powerful Zeus! Being the king of Olympus isn't easy at all and actually it's been pretty busy up here in Olympus, and I really feel that I need to express myself. Now don't think I'm becoming wimpy like you disgusting mortals, but I'm simply informing you guys what's happening up here. None of you shall post any negative comments or fear the wrath of my lightning bolts as they tore through your towns. It's time for me to change into Brad Pitt and go onto Earth to see if they're any available girls, if you know what i mean.
              I'll keep you ugly mortals updated on what's happening here on Olympus.