Hello and bow down to your superior mortals. It is I, the powerful Zeus! Being the king of Olympus isn't easy at all and actually it's been pretty busy up here in Olympus, and I really feel that I need to express myself. Now don't think I'm becoming wimpy like you disgusting mortals, but I'm simply informing you guys what's happening up here. None of you shall post any negative comments or fear the wrath of my lightning bolts as they tore through your towns. It's time for me to change into Brad Pitt and go onto Earth to see if they're any available girls, if you know what i mean.
I'll keep you ugly mortals updated on what's happening here on Olympus.
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