How could you?

               Zeus, Hermes, Olympus… These used to be respected names used by us gods, and now they are used by silly humans, as company names? That is pathetic! Think of it, my Hermes can deliver anything in the nick of time, while your dumb company will take hours just to get the delivery on a ship. All I am saying is that, you mortals are giving yourselves way too much credit, and are not realizing who your true leaders are. You might say “Oh, Steven Harper is my leader”. That may be true, but I am his leader, making me yours too. 
               Though I just figured something out, maybe you mortals using our great names is a way to show how thankful you are of us. Maybe all those companies such as Nike, Argos, and Pandora are ways for you to Honor what we gods have done for you. Oh, I am so glad you mortals respect us gods. Why wouldn’t you? We are better looking, stronger, have powers and are the reason you mortals are still living. This is so exciting; I am going to go tell my mother! I will be keep you guys updated on the latest information on me, but for now I’m going to watch my beautiful lightning rip through the sky. 

PS: You may be experiencing major lightning storms mortals.